On “The Daily Show,” Trevor Noah said he hoped the sentence was a negotiating tactic and that now President Biden could trade a Russian war criminal for Griner.
“Whoever America has in jail, send them to Russia. Yeah, it looks like they’re going to win, but don’t forget that person has to live in Russia now. Yeah, yeah. They’re going to get there and be like, [imitating a Russian criminal] ‘This whole country is a prison. I miss food on Alcatraz, don’t I!’” — TREVOR NOAH
“They had so much demand for their product line that in order to keep up, they had to do away with the Choco Taco and all of their popular ingredients, such as table chocolate.” – STEPHEN COLBERT
The bits worth watching
On Thursday’s “Tonight Show,” Brad Pitt gave Jimmy Fallon a taste of what to expect from his new movie “Bullet Train.”